September 5, 2009
Spreading the word
Find out…
This is the view of Friday Harbor from the top deck of a favorite outdoor restaurant. Clue: they serve a lot of crab, shellfish, and other incredibly fresh critters that used to swim freely in the sea until extremely recently. As summer starts to wind down and the last gasp of friendly tourists comes to visit us friendly natives, I realize that pretty soon it’ll be a little brisk to sit here in my T-shirt and shades, sucking down a San Juan Island Ice Tea (aka, Wrong Island Ice Tea) and munching on sea protein. I haven’t eaten meat or birds for almost twenty, count ’em, twenty years. My motto is that if it can look me in the eye and walk away on all fours, it’s safe.
Fish can’t walk. Yet.
I admit to being a full-fledged pescaterian: I enjoy fish. A lot of it. I live in the right place, that’s for sure. We get our fish, quite literally, off the dock. My body and feeble little brain just need that kind of protein. And I hear that high doses of mercury are just great for beating wrinkles.
I can go on and on about my views on vegetarianism, and I won’t bore you with them all here. Ok, maybe a few of them. Suffice it to say that like many of you reading this, I’m highly opposed to obscene-scale factory farming, to the drugs and awful things that are given to cows and chickens to eat to grow conveniently fat, to the manner in which these creatures are treated, and to the damage done to the land and the earth in the pursuit of the trillionth quarter-pounder. I have, however, no objection to raising and killing the food for a family or small community to consume. Humans are carnivores. We have these teeth for a reason. It’s not a sin to eat meat. It’s a sin to abuse the land and the animals the way we’ve come to.
Mega-scale commercial fishing is no better, believe me, I am well aware. This is my sin, supporting that industry through some (not all) of my fish purchases. This is my hypocrisy. But some action is better than no action, and even for those who choose to eat meat, the important thing is sharing information that could bring about change. We must divulge the truths that have become the ugliness of a once-acceptable business. Whether you or I purchase an eerily shrink-wrapped chunk of hormone-laden, unidentifiable flesh in our local grocery store on a Thursday afternoon is not going to do much to turn the tide of the farming industry. I’ve noticed that it seems to be doing just fine without my contributions. But what is significant is educating people about where that animal product came from and how it came to be. I did interviews last year for both the Vegetarian Times and the VegNews, and in both I made it clear to the writers that I eat like a native Pacific Northwesterner/Native American, but that the message of awareness and responsibility is what I want to spread.
Uh, along with the crab dip ;-).
Mike Wills said,
September 6, 2009 @ 2:13 am
Thus, the deer may browse your yard in (relative) safety. They are taking a toll on my apple trees…time to invest in some netting after a prune in the late fall.
Alex Shapiro said,
September 6, 2009 @ 2:24 am
And here I thought you were going to write, time to invest in a 30 ought 6 shotgun”!
There are plenty of deer hunters on this island and plenty of deer. While I could never harm one, I have less of a problem with hunting if the kill is used for food, and not for an antler rack over the fireplace.
I have lost, or had seriously maimed, more landscaping than I care to admit over the past couple of years. All sorts of botany that professional gardeners promised us deer would never come near, well… of course, those items quickly became the gourmet offering on the menu. The does leave thank you notes and the males tip…
…a buck.
(ouch).
Now I refuse to try to plant any kind of bush or tree that has not withstood the past couple of years of Shapiro’s Blue Plate Special!
Charles said,
September 6, 2009 @ 9:35 am
Well, said!
Charles said,
September 6, 2009 @ 9:41 am
What I meant to say before my finger slapped the Enter key, was…
Well said. If all followed the rule, “Don’t kill anything unless you’re going to eat it,” that would stop most wars…
William Belote said,
September 7, 2009 @ 12:19 am
You mentioned abuse of the land, and I think it really deserves more attention. The amount of land, water, and energy required to create a hunk of red meat compared with fruits and vegetables, plus the toxic waste created in meat production is truly enormous. Like many of our current habits, it is simply unsustainable. While I enjoy eating fish too, I want to say that the state of the art in mock meats is advancing all the time!
Glenn Buttkus said,
September 8, 2009 @ 5:11 am
Gosh, all those articles I’ve read about the dangers of consuming sea food, about the pollution of the sea, are setting up a serious conflict with the data regarding force fed beef, chicken, and pork, finding its way to our plates in various infused chemically forms, attached to the articles about the dangers of consuming fruits and vegetables that have been raised and picked greens, hidden in chemical-laden warehouses, and refrigerator cars, and then injected with dyes to look more appealing, and recently the expose on how we get ripped off when we buy organic foods, and how we get ripped off at the health food store with phony supplements.
I mean, damn, I hear the clarion calls regarding red meat and both kinds of white meat–but what are you safe in stuffing in your pie hole?
Glenn
Alex Shapiro said,
September 8, 2009 @ 12:27 pm
I used to think that the only safe course of nutritional action was to become a Breatharian. But now with the air quality as compromised as it is, holding one’s breath, rather than breathing in deeply, is the best idea. Sigh.
Let’s see which of my readers can come up with a suggestion of the safest foods to eat…. the prize will be…. uh… survival!
Lane Savant said,
September 14, 2009 @ 9:57 am
A cow is just a way of processing grass so it will fit on a bun with special sauce to make it edible.
Steve G said,
September 17, 2009 @ 1:34 pm
Mustard. We’ll all be down to eating mustard. (And I don’t mean the greens.)
Different subject: I recently bought your CD. Whale-like sounds were swimming through my house.
Alex Shapiro said,
September 17, 2009 @ 6:51 pm
Thanks, Steve. If you want any more whales, an Australian CD is about to come out with this piece of mine that might fit the bill nicely:
http://www.alexshapiro.org/Belowpg1.html
Rick Kvistade said,
September 22, 2009 @ 1:10 am
Right ON!!!!
And I love that we both thought that we had made up the term “pescatarian” 😉
Rick Kvistad said,
September 22, 2009 @ 1:11 am
Yikes! I misspelled my own last name. Send help immediately.
Mike Wills said,
September 25, 2009 @ 9:53 am
I see you are “up” on the hunting reg’s for New York State, Alex!!
Hunting is not an option in the front yard and, forgetting that, a license only covers one (male) deer. I’d need to hire a bevy of hunters (who posess “doe” tags) to reduce the problem. That leaves passive measures.
Same idea hold true for squirrels in the bird feeder. Shooting them is an endless and tiresome proposition. Better to put out their favorite food and enjoy the show.