{"id":2203,"date":"2012-04-14T18:47:21","date_gmt":"2012-04-15T02:47:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexshapiro.org\/blog\/?p=2203"},"modified":"2012-04-17T14:52:56","modified_gmt":"2012-04-17T22:52:56","slug":"like-a-whale-out-of-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alexshapiro.org\/blog\/?p=2203","title":{"rendered":"Like a whale out of water"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/blogpix\/saltnpepperspyhop.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" alt=\"[IMAGE] orca wannabes\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font color=#4F4E81>&#8230;click to listen:<\/font><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"\/RealAudio\/SonataScherzo.mp3\" style=\"text-decoration:none\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"\/Sonatapg1s.html\" style=\"text-decoration:none\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/blogpix\/moregn.jpg\"\/><font color=#4F4E81>&#8230;about the music<\/font><\/a><\/p>\n<p><i><font color=#346513>Something funny on the black and whites, for these funny black and whites.<\/font><\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-count=\"none\" data-via=\"alex_shapiro\">Tweet<\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s an exciting time of year around here: Orca Watch 2012.<br \/>\nWell, for me, at least.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.alexshapiro.org\/blog\/?p=1251\" style=\"text-decoration:none\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>This post of mine<\/strong><\/a> from last summer explains why. We&#8217;re quickly approaching the season when the resident pods of orca whales&#8211; J, K and L (thanks to the nice folks at the Whale Museum, you can read about this weird naming process <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whale-museum.org\/education\/library\/faq.html\" style=\"text-decoration:none\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>here),<\/strong><\/a>  return to this part of the shoreline to get their fill of the salmon running yards from my toes (I wish the fish realized they could save me a trip down to the dock by simply flinging themselves right onto my grill).<\/p>\n<p>Since their traditional departure from the San Juans in mid October, I&#8217;ve missed these creatures. I call them my &#8220;floating pandas,&#8221; and despite their bad rap as Killer Whales, they really are quite adorable. Sometimes they swim by so close to the rocks and kelp beds, that I could just about reach out and pet them.<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t worry, I won&#8217;t.<br \/>\nBesides, I&#8217;m quite certain they&#8217;re terrified of me. Really. They call our species Killer Humans, because we murder and eat cows and sheep and pigs and all sorts of mammals just as cute as sea lions, without a second&#8217;s thought or remorse.<br \/>\nHeck, as far as the orcas know, they could be next. <\/p>\n<p>Tiding me over throughout the six months of provisional orca deprivation (P.O.D.) has been the most kitsch item in my house, (ok, next to Big Mouth Billy the Singing Bass, and oh, that fabulous Santa hat with the antlers, tree decorations, and light-up red nose):<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/blogpix\/AS-Santlers.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"343\" alt=\"[IMAGE] Santler Claus\" \/><br \/>\n<em>I can&#8217;t believe I just posted this pic.<\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"clear: both;\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p>A pair of salt and pepper shakers.<br \/>\nNot just any pair.<br \/>\nA pair that I found last year right here in little Friday Harbor, that gives me so much joy I might need to start watching my sodium intake.<\/p>\n<p>So when I am missing this:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/blogpix\/JeanneHydePic.JPG\" width=\"320\" height=\"232\" alt=\"[IMAGE] orcas spyhopping\" \/><br \/>\n<em>Thanks to Jeanne Hyde for this shot from her beautiful blog, <br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/whale-of-a-porpoise.blogspot.com\/\" style=\"text-decoration:none\" target=\"_blank\"><b>Whale of a &#8216;Purpose&#8217;! <\/b><\/a> <\/em><br \/>\n<span style=\"clear: both;\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p>I can always have <em>this!<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/blog\/blogpix\/saltnpepperorcas.jpg\" width=\"320\" height=\"180\" alt=\"[IMAGE] salt and pepper spyhopping\" \/><br \/>\n<span style=\"clear: both;\"><br \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Quick! Someone save me from myself before I put a little swaying hula girl on my dashboard to tide me over until my next  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alexshapiro.org\/blog\/?p=1981\" style=\"text-decoration:none\" target=\"_blank\"><b>trip to Maui. <\/b><\/a>  Please&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;click to listen: &#8230;about the music Something funny on the black and whites, for these funny black and whites. Tweet It&#8217;s an exciting time of year around here: Orca Watch 2012. Well, for me, at least. This post of mine from last summer explains why. We&#8217;re quickly approaching the season when the resident pods of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alexshapiro.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2203"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alexshapiro.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alexshapiro.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alexshapiro.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alexshapiro.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2203"}],"version-history":[{"count":29,"href":"https:\/\/www.alexshapiro.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2232,"href":"https:\/\/www.alexshapiro.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2203\/revisions\/2232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alexshapiro.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alexshapiro.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alexshapiro.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}